| James: | Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah?? |
| Sirius: | Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal. |
| James: | Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro |